my new lipstick is actually really great because it comes with a little sword on top
so you can draw your lipstick sword
and fight the patriarchy
Bands, Books, and Hiccstrid.
The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”
…why is this so uplifting
I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.
when i go to the movie theater to see HTTYD 2 and i see hiccup like:
10 million dollars says the last words of How to Train Your Dragon 3 are, “We had dragons.”
- me: I'm so cute
- me 15 mins later: I hate myself